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Your information is never shared with anyone, ever, period, no exceptions. Everything we do is encrypted with Veracrypt set to maximum level encryption.  Multilayer hardware and software firewalls are used and a non-logging VPN to enhance privacy. All packaging is discrete with zero markings except for address.

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For the Toilet Chair, if I have the time I will still make them, but they take about a month to ship. Please, be serious and patient. Include your shipping address, choice of colors, and with or without bag and clamp. If I have the time to make one, I will send an invoice through paypal for purchase. If I can't right now, I will add your name to the waiting list. They are very difficult to make but people seem to really still want them, so I will do my best.

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